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\n\n Winters Theatre Company will present Dan Gog gin’s “Nunsense” this March.
\n\n Five of the 19 su rviving Little Sisters of Hoboken\, discover that their cook\, Sister Juli a\, Child of God\, accidentally killed the other fifty-two residents of th e convent with her tainted vichyssoise while they were off playing bingo w ith a group of Maryknolls. Upon discovering the disaster\, Mother Superior had a vision in which she was told to start a greeting card company to ra ise funds for the burials. The greeting cards were an enormous success and \, thinking there was plenty of money\, the Reverend Mother bought a flat screen TV for the convent\, leaving her with no money in the kitty to pay for the last four burials. With the deceased nuns on ice in the deep freez e\, they decide to stage a variety show in the Mount Saint Helen's School auditorium to raise the necessary amount. Participating in the project are Mother Superior Mary Regina\, a former circus performer who cannot resist the spotlight\; her competitive but dignified rival\, second-in-command S ister Mary Hubert\; Sister Robert Anne\, a streetwise nun from Brooklyn\; Sister Mary Leo\, a novice who is determined to be the world's first balle rina nun\; and wacky\, childlike Sister Mary Amnesia\, who lost her memory when a crucifix fell on her head.
\n\n Tickets for the Gala Opening on Friday\, March 8th\, 7:30 p.m. are $15. For all other performances\, F ridays and Saturdays\, March 9th – 16th\, 8 p.m. and Sundays\, March 10th and 17th\, 2 p.m.\, tickets are $10 general and $6 for seniors and childre n 12 and under.
\n\n The Saturday\, March 9th performance of “Nunsen
se” will feature Bubbles\, Wine\, and Sinfully Delicious Desserts sold pri
or to and during intermission for the benefit of the Leukemia & Lymphoma S
ociety.
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